Sock Heaven is for real. I've seen it.
While doing my laundry today I discovered where random socks and underpants disappear to and/or are sometimes mysteriously transformed into random panties and bras. It seems there is a little area directly beneath the lint trap in the dryer where personal items can hide until the next person comes along.
I wish I had known this years ago.
Life makes so much more sense now.
Unintentionally, a good portion of the lyrics to the song seem to relate to the theme of my previous post.