A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with histoys in her bedroom while she was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm so happy with my TV as my boyfriend," Grandma turned on the TV, but the picture was horrible. She started adjusting the knobs trying toget the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting on the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to the door. When he opened it, there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yea, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."