In the WTF corner, we have....
you're never going to believe this. My next-door neighbor invited me to the resident council meeting. I never go, but I went this time out of bored curiosity. no pun intended. Suddenly, the neighbor nominated me for president of the Council, and no one opposed.
So, you are reading the words of the president of the resident council of sunny pastures. For as long as I live here.
Isn't that just a hoot?